Friday, March 18, 2011

Just What the Heck IS a 'Fuck Saw'?

Recently, I reported on the trouble that a respected human sexuality professor got into because he conducted a live after-school demonstration of a woman's orgasm with a man using a sex toy on her.

I'm following up that account because I received a surprising and unprecedented number of questions regarding the story. Why surprising? Because each of the questions were regarding the sex toy, none of them related to the actual story!

Just what was the sex toy that generated the questions: A 'Fuck Saw.' That's right, a Fuck Saw. Frankly, I had never heard of the darn thing before the university story, so I researched it. It has quite a cult following. I have included details below. [Note: You can find it easily as a package, or separately by its parts on the Internet to purchase, so I haven't provided any sales links.]

I am quoting from the manufacturer's description:

"The Fuck Saw is a very special hand held fucking machine that can fuck really hard using the motion and six different speeds of a reciprocating saw. The special red rod is a Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter that attaches to the saw in place of a blade. The Vac-U-Lock dong attachment then slips over the rod. You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force."

Let me be VERY clear — this device is a mechanical fucking machine, NOT a vibrator. Most of the websites demonstrate it using two people, one w-elding the machine, the other being, well, wielded — but it may be able to be used for solo-sex too, if you could figure out how to anchor it securely.

It has been primarily popular within the gay and BDSM communities, but is gaining appreciation by hetero-couples, too. I watched the videos, and can't believe that most women would be able to orgasm from it, since it simply provides serious vaginal stimulation and nothing clitoral.

However, the concept is appealing to a lot of couples because traditional mechanical fucking machines are generally quite cost prohibitive, but this may be within their

The Real Saw

Description of Chicago Electric Power Tools 65570, Reciprocating Saw [There are other power tool brands that also produce this saw]

Handle rotates completely through 180° with five positive stops at 0, 45° and 90° left, and 45° and 90° right for comfortable and controlled cutting from any angle.

  • Powerful 6 amp motor with a variable speed trigger goes from 0 to 2500 strokes per minute for precision cutting or speed
  • Shoe plate pivots up to 30° for increased stability
  • 1/2" twist-lock blade chuck for fast, easy blade changes
  • 7/8" stroke length
  • Rubber grip for comfort and durability
  • Includes a 24 TPI metal-cutting blade and a 10 TPI woodcutting blade
Overall dimensions: 18" L x 3-7/16" W x 6-3/4" H, Shipping Weight: 6.50 lbs.

[Note: This saw, sold separately, retails for about $30-$40.]

The Adapter With Changeable Dildo

The Reciprocating Saw Vac-U-Lock Adepter, which retails at about $80 without shipping, turns a reciprocating saw into a hand held fucking machine with a Vac-U-Lock dildo attached to the end. The adapter works with all Vac-U-Lock Toys. One end of the adepter fits into the saw in place of a blade and the other end is shaped to fit all Vac-U-Lock toys.

The adapter is chrome and glossy red and constructed from unbendable steel. The Vac-U-Lock Dildo attachments are sold separately.

When purchased together, the Fuck Saw retails between $170 and $200 without shipping. The package includes the reciprocating saw, a Vac-U-Lock Dong and a red Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter. The reciprocating saw weighs a total of 6.70 lbs. Without the rod and dong attachments it has a total length of 16½". It is 3½” wide and the maximum height is 6” at the handle. The extension safety cord for the Fuck saw is 80” long.

The realistic Vac-U-Lock Dong (sadly for vaginal health, most are made of unappealing rubber) attachment goes onto the Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter. The red saw adapter is glossy and constructed from unbendable steel. It is 9” in total length, and the 3-part segmented end is 3½” with a 5½” attachment stem. The adapter has a 3.25” circumference and a 1” diameter.

The Vac-U-Lock dildo in most package sales is a slim and natural shape and color made of rubber, which generally has an insertable length of 7¼” and a 1½” diameter.

The blade stroke is 7/8”. The six speeds are variable and go between 0-2500 SPM (strokes per minute).

"This sex machine is cool looking and hard core. The Fuck Saw supplies a great machine powered fuck."

To each their own!

— The Curator


  1. OMG, isn't it safe? It'll give you orgasm, yes. But how about your security? Has anyone really tried it?

    1. Its safe and feels amazing!!! My husband enjoys watching me take it as he "gives" it to me. I do recommend it. Brings something new into the bedroom. The world of sex is big and one must be open minded to understand it and enjoy it

  2. Nice to hear, we have just ordered one and are looking forward to its arrival. Like your husband I will enjoy watching my wife take it, and is much safer than finding a third.

  3. a tool that is very interesting, very nice for sexual sensations
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  4. Awesome device my wife literally cummed 3 times in five minutes it's awesome